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Monday, November 22, 2010

I'm sure it's ticketable

Warning: another b**bie post coming your way
First of all, there are some things you should never have to say like this line....
"I will be right back I need to clean the breastmilk off of my windsheild"
Yes... I said it...
You telling me you never had breastmilk in crazy places? I'm sure your wondering how that happened... let me break it down for ya...
My job required me to drive from place to place throughout the day.. and well since I'm the milk maker.. that means pumping..... and yes you guessed it exposing myself to half the people on the highway driving.
So Here I was driving down the road.. with the dairy farm machine on the front seat...Side note... I pretty much have this down to a science... place over sized sweatshirt across front of body, undo, and pump away...I'm sure unless I was stuck in a traffic jam and you studied me for a while ppl would never know what I was doing... I also have VERY DARK tinted windows...realized I forgot the sweatshirt, thankfully I had a tank top on under my shirt so I waited until I was on a road with nobody around and hooked er up...
everything was going fine... that is until crazy truck driver crossing yellow line, I swerved, pumped popped off... and well there you have it...
breastmilk on the windshield...
Wow... it's illegal in this state to drive and txt or talk... but I can do this??? HMMMM
stay tuned for more episodes of "milk gone wild"

1 comment:

Susie said...

Ahahha! That's so funny! Well, not if you lost a lot of milk! And my hat's off to you for pumping all day when you're working!